Sunday, July 12, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
An Overnight With the Traynors
I had a blast with Aunty Jane and Uncle Bill.
On Saturday evening. Aunty Jane called me to join them for the Gay Pride thing. It was a march parade thingy all the way from..I forgotten where to Oxford Street then to Trafalgar Square for this big concert thingy. It was an event not to be missed! But I missed it cause I was working the whole day. Oh well. There's next year! Well. Anyway. I told Aunty Jane if I could go down to meet up with them and to go for the Steam Fair thingy which I saw on facebook. If you want to see pictures. Add Aunty Jane thru me. Its TJ Jane. Hehe.
Well. Anyway. They invited me to stay over. I don't have the pictures with me yet. You could probably see after Aunty Jane tag me. I look fat la k. Leave me alone!!! Its the angle! Angle!!!!!
Anyway. Sunday morning. Was toooooo sleepy. Couldn't get up. So woke up later on. For church. Got there around 12. And found out later that the second service was actually at 12.45pm. -.-
So went to buy sandwich and stuff to eat later. Hehe.
Got back there. Luckily the first service was over de. So got in. And tried to find a seat right behind so I could eat later and not disturb the other people later. Hehe. But when I found a seat. Someone came to talk to me! Lolx. Her name was Kiana. Liked her. She asked to go for this sisterhood thingy. SO I can meet more people and stuff. But. I dont know yet.
Oh well. I love the church. Hillsong! Ya I know. Love the worship song and praises thingy. Love it!! I could sing and dance the whole day. Lolx. But I didn't unerstand the message that day. Maybe cause I was more concentrated in eating. Lox. But I know that it was something to do in trusting God , that he has a plan for all of us. And stuff like that. After that. We sang and worship again. And then we prayed and he asked if anyone would like to start a journey and a relationship with God. And stuff like that. Or whoever that was side tracked and fell out or whats that bloody word. Well ANyway, anyone else who wants to start a relationship with God. You can put your hands up. ANd we prayed. So. I put my hands up! Hehe.
Well. After all that. A girl came up to me and congrat me for doing so. And she gave me a Bible. And my phone number and stuff like that. She told me I was welcome to sit with her at service again next time. And stuff like that. Her name was Leigh. She had nice long straight blonde hair. Lolx. But ya.
ANyway. After church. Sat the tube to Turnpike Lane to meet AUnty Jane. Got there. And went to Uncle Bill's place. THEN TO THE FAIR!!!!
Oh oh! I love the park that Aunty Jane always go to. Its amazing! I mean. Ya. Hahaha. And the dogs!!!!! So bloody well trained! I want one toooo! Well. Got to the fair. I got excited with all the soft toys!!!! Haaha. ANd its so amazing. Cause its really a typical British Fair type a thing. And all the rides/machines are all operated by using coal! You could smell the coal from time to time. But it wasn't like full of it. But anyway. It was nice!
ANd guess what. I was like looking at this ride.
Was telling Aunty Jane. Aih. This ride. So small. Like for small kids only. I think all these rides not scary wan la. But Aunty Jane was saying, no got big girls sitting on it. They scream like anything. Then I said. No la. Maybe they scream for the fun of it.
I sat on it.
I wanted to get down from there!!!!!!! And not only that. I was thrown here and there. You know. Like I said before. The Amsterdam post. Where I sad the rides are built for kuai loh only. Cause its bloody big la!!!! You know he put the bar down on me. Around the waist there. He asked if it was tight. I looked down to see what the heck he was talking about. And guess what. I could actually fit a pillow or two in between. -_-"
THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOODY SPACE!!!!!!!!!! So of cause. I was thrown around in the carraige. So. The best thing I could do was. To stick to the corner. Yes.
I got down from the ride. I felt like puking!!!!!!
I feel old. Lolx.
Well. Afther the bloody ride. I felt like puking. Ugh. But well. Tried to tahan. But anyway. Played some of the booth games. Tried to win some bloody soft toys. Bugger ah. These games. WHERE'S MY BABI BF LA!!!! Lolx. Then he can play for me. Hahaha. I no need stress. Hahaha.
After that. I couldn't sit any rides. We walked back to rest awhile. Had an ice lolly! Orange. To make me feel not so sick. Got home. Rest awhile. For like 2 hours? And we got out again. Just nice for hotdogs and donuts!!! But I only had the hot dog. But oh well. Love it. With onions too. Shit. Thinking about it now. I'm feeling hungry. Lolx.
Played some old time machine games which only operates with the old pennies. But it was more like token like. But it was fun. I had some "fortune telling" as well. And how my future husband looks like. Hahaha. A boxer. Lolx. Played some foosball. ANd some slot machine. Lolx.
Spend quite some time there. Then went off to win more bloody soft toy!!!!! I sat the swing thing. So bloody cold. Cause it was so fast. So ya. THe wind. Brrrrrrr.
And guess what. AT THE LAST BOOTH. I FINALLY WON A SOFT TOY!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahha.
Ish. Bugger ah. The amount of money I spent. I could have bought one. But of cause it's not the same. It was a white poodle like dog plushie. Hehe. ANd then so ngam. They close de. So I went to take some pictures with the Carousel. And guess what. The first Horsie I spotted. It was a black horse. And I zoom there to take a picture with it. ANd you know what.
They had names around their neck. And the horse I chose. Had the name "Stan" printed on it. Lolx!!!!!
Shit. Is it a sign or something. I'll end up with a guy name Stan? Hahaha. Mwah* Bie. hehehe.
After that. Headed off to Wetherspoons for some typical English food. Yum!!! And the Pear cider! Another yum!!! Shit man. I felt so stuffed and fat. Lolx.
Got home. And Uncle Bill was trying to get me fatter. Hahaha. But I was too full and tired to eat anymore.
The next morning. Had a half/hard boil egg. Hahahha. I don't know what is it called. Typical English way of eating the eggs. You know how they eat with the top cut off. And then inside. Its half boiled egg. But the sides are hard boil egg. So you dip toast in it. After you've eaten the half boiled one, you scoop off the hard part like how you scrape from a coconut. Lolx. Nice!
After food. Went off to town for some cheap shopping. All those pound shop where everything was just a pound. You can get a packful of batteries for a pound. Bugger so cheap. We have it in Luton too. But it just opened before I came to London. So I only shopped once or twice there. Well. I bought a lot of stuff today. Chocolates. Shampoo. And all the essential stuff.
Went in some shops to look for nice cheap shoes. But couldn't get any. Along the way. Spotted H&M. Bought a pair of cotton shorts for £3 only! Tried to buy other colour. But no size. So got a yellow one. Walked down a lil more. And guess what! I FOUND ALDO SALES SHOP!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! But anyway. The shoes there are still pricey for me. The original prices for a pair of heels was lik £80 or so. But the sales shop was cut down to almost half price. But still. It was pricey for me.
Then I spot this red heels. I thought. Ah. No point la. Confirm still expensive. The original price was £90. And guess what. It was only £29!!!! Not only that. IT WAS CUT DOWN BY EXTRA 50% Wooohooo! I got it for only 14 something. Whahahahahha!!!!
On Saturday evening. Aunty Jane called me to join them for the Gay Pride thing. It was a march parade thingy all the way from..I forgotten where to Oxford Street then to Trafalgar Square for this big concert thingy. It was an event not to be missed! But I missed it cause I was working the whole day. Oh well. There's next year! Well. Anyway. I told Aunty Jane if I could go down to meet up with them and to go for the Steam Fair thingy which I saw on facebook. If you want to see pictures. Add Aunty Jane thru me. Its TJ Jane. Hehe.
Well. Anyway. They invited me to stay over. I don't have the pictures with me yet. You could probably see after Aunty Jane tag me. I look fat la k. Leave me alone!!! Its the angle! Angle!!!!!
Anyway. Sunday morning. Was toooooo sleepy. Couldn't get up. So woke up later on. For church. Got there around 12. And found out later that the second service was actually at 12.45pm. -.-
So went to buy sandwich and stuff to eat later. Hehe.
Got back there. Luckily the first service was over de. So got in. And tried to find a seat right behind so I could eat later and not disturb the other people later. Hehe. But when I found a seat. Someone came to talk to me! Lolx. Her name was Kiana. Liked her. She asked to go for this sisterhood thingy. SO I can meet more people and stuff. But. I dont know yet.
Oh well. I love the church. Hillsong! Ya I know. Love the worship song and praises thingy. Love it!! I could sing and dance the whole day. Lolx. But I didn't unerstand the message that day. Maybe cause I was more concentrated in eating. Lox. But I know that it was something to do in trusting God , that he has a plan for all of us. And stuff like that. After that. We sang and worship again. And then we prayed and he asked if anyone would like to start a journey and a relationship with God. And stuff like that. Or whoever that was side tracked and fell out or whats that bloody word. Well ANyway, anyone else who wants to start a relationship with God. You can put your hands up. ANd we prayed. So. I put my hands up! Hehe.
Well. After all that. A girl came up to me and congrat me for doing so. And she gave me a Bible. And my phone number and stuff like that. She told me I was welcome to sit with her at service again next time. And stuff like that. Her name was Leigh. She had nice long straight blonde hair. Lolx. But ya.
ANyway. After church. Sat the tube to Turnpike Lane to meet AUnty Jane. Got there. And went to Uncle Bill's place. THEN TO THE FAIR!!!!
Oh oh! I love the park that Aunty Jane always go to. Its amazing! I mean. Ya. Hahaha. And the dogs!!!!! So bloody well trained! I want one toooo! Well. Got to the fair. I got excited with all the soft toys!!!! Haaha. ANd its so amazing. Cause its really a typical British Fair type a thing. And all the rides/machines are all operated by using coal! You could smell the coal from time to time. But it wasn't like full of it. But anyway. It was nice!
ANd guess what. I was like looking at this ride.
Was telling Aunty Jane. Aih. This ride. So small. Like for small kids only. I think all these rides not scary wan la. But Aunty Jane was saying, no got big girls sitting on it. They scream like anything. Then I said. No la. Maybe they scream for the fun of it.I sat on it.
I wanted to get down from there!!!!!!! And not only that. I was thrown here and there. You know. Like I said before. The Amsterdam post. Where I sad the rides are built for kuai loh only. Cause its bloody big la!!!! You know he put the bar down on me. Around the waist there. He asked if it was tight. I looked down to see what the heck he was talking about. And guess what. I could actually fit a pillow or two in between. -_-"
THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOODY SPACE!!!!!!!!!! So of cause. I was thrown around in the carraige. So. The best thing I could do was. To stick to the corner. Yes.
I got down from the ride. I felt like puking!!!!!!
I feel old. Lolx.
Well. Afther the bloody ride. I felt like puking. Ugh. But well. Tried to tahan. But anyway. Played some of the booth games. Tried to win some bloody soft toys. Bugger ah. These games. WHERE'S MY BABI BF LA!!!! Lolx. Then he can play for me. Hahaha. I no need stress. Hahaha.
After that. I couldn't sit any rides. We walked back to rest awhile. Had an ice lolly! Orange. To make me feel not so sick. Got home. Rest awhile. For like 2 hours? And we got out again. Just nice for hotdogs and donuts!!! But I only had the hot dog. But oh well. Love it. With onions too. Shit. Thinking about it now. I'm feeling hungry. Lolx.
Played some old time machine games which only operates with the old pennies. But it was more like token like. But it was fun. I had some "fortune telling" as well. And how my future husband looks like. Hahaha. A boxer. Lolx. Played some foosball. ANd some slot machine. Lolx.
Spend quite some time there. Then went off to win more bloody soft toy!!!!! I sat the swing thing. So bloody cold. Cause it was so fast. So ya. THe wind. Brrrrrrr.
And guess what. AT THE LAST BOOTH. I FINALLY WON A SOFT TOY!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahha.
Ish. Bugger ah. The amount of money I spent. I could have bought one. But of cause it's not the same. It was a white poodle like dog plushie. Hehe. ANd then so ngam. They close de. So I went to take some pictures with the Carousel. And guess what. The first Horsie I spotted. It was a black horse. And I zoom there to take a picture with it. ANd you know what.
They had names around their neck. And the horse I chose. Had the name "Stan" printed on it. Lolx!!!!!
Shit. Is it a sign or something. I'll end up with a guy name Stan? Hahaha. Mwah* Bie. hehehe.
After that. Headed off to Wetherspoons for some typical English food. Yum!!! And the Pear cider! Another yum!!! Shit man. I felt so stuffed and fat. Lolx.
Got home. And Uncle Bill was trying to get me fatter. Hahaha. But I was too full and tired to eat anymore.
The next morning. Had a half/hard boil egg. Hahahha. I don't know what is it called. Typical English way of eating the eggs. You know how they eat with the top cut off. And then inside. Its half boiled egg. But the sides are hard boil egg. So you dip toast in it. After you've eaten the half boiled one, you scoop off the hard part like how you scrape from a coconut. Lolx. Nice!
After food. Went off to town for some cheap shopping. All those pound shop where everything was just a pound. You can get a packful of batteries for a pound. Bugger so cheap. We have it in Luton too. But it just opened before I came to London. So I only shopped once or twice there. Well. I bought a lot of stuff today. Chocolates. Shampoo. And all the essential stuff.
Went in some shops to look for nice cheap shoes. But couldn't get any. Along the way. Spotted H&M. Bought a pair of cotton shorts for £3 only! Tried to buy other colour. But no size. So got a yellow one. Walked down a lil more. And guess what! I FOUND ALDO SALES SHOP!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! But anyway. The shoes there are still pricey for me. The original prices for a pair of heels was lik £80 or so. But the sales shop was cut down to almost half price. But still. It was pricey for me.
Then I spot this red heels. I thought. Ah. No point la. Confirm still expensive. The original price was £90. And guess what. It was only £29!!!! Not only that. IT WAS CUT DOWN BY EXTRA 50% Wooohooo! I got it for only 14 something. Whahahahahha!!!!
Aren't they just the Delish! Lolx.
Later on. I spotted a pair of comfy flats. The original price was £25. But it was cut down to £4.95. BUT THERE WAS AN ADDITIONAL 50% OFF!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. So. It was only £2.50. Lolx.
Oh! The prints are hearts!!! Hehe. Ya. Nice huh!!! So. Altogether was only like what. £20???? Yup!!! Two pair of Aldo's. Yum. Next time. Jimmy Choooooos. Lolx. Well. Anyway. After having a lovely time in Aldo. Went to look for Uncle Bill at Wetherspoons. He drank like 4 Guiness in 3 hours waiting for us. Poor him. I didn't realize too that we took so long. Sorry!!!
We had this Wetherspoon Sharer thingy. It had chicken, onion rings, fried mushrooms, deep fried king prawn, and chips. Omg. It was nice!!!! After that. We had nachos!!! YUM!!!!!!!!! Super happy la! Lolx. I was soooo bloody full. And shared a Strongbow with Aunty Jane. Yum. Hehe. Me and Aunty Jane was quite red de after that. And we share a pint!! Hahaha.
After all that. Chat for like 2 hours? Hahaha. I think so. Then it was time for me to go!
And now. Back home. And thankfully. THEY FIXED THE LIGHTS!!!! Whahahahha. I'm not living in the dark anymore. Whahahhaha. Lolx. And guess what. After I took my jeans off. I found this.
Awesome huh! Bugger. It was hurting the whole day whenever I touched it.
To show how bloody big they are.
Later on. I spotted a pair of comfy flats. The original price was £25. But it was cut down to £4.95. BUT THERE WAS AN ADDITIONAL 50% OFF!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. So. It was only £2.50. Lolx.
Oh! The prints are hearts!!! Hehe. Ya. Nice huh!!! So. Altogether was only like what. £20???? Yup!!! Two pair of Aldo's. Yum. Next time. Jimmy Choooooos. Lolx. Well. Anyway. After having a lovely time in Aldo. Went to look for Uncle Bill at Wetherspoons. He drank like 4 Guiness in 3 hours waiting for us. Poor him. I didn't realize too that we took so long. Sorry!!!
We had this Wetherspoon Sharer thingy. It had chicken, onion rings, fried mushrooms, deep fried king prawn, and chips. Omg. It was nice!!!! After that. We had nachos!!! YUM!!!!!!!!! Super happy la! Lolx. I was soooo bloody full. And shared a Strongbow with Aunty Jane. Yum. Hehe. Me and Aunty Jane was quite red de after that. And we share a pint!! Hahaha.
After all that. Chat for like 2 hours? Hahaha. I think so. Then it was time for me to go!
And now. Back home. And thankfully. THEY FIXED THE LIGHTS!!!! Whahahahha. I'm not living in the dark anymore. Whahahhaha. Lolx. And guess what. After I took my jeans off. I found this.
Awesome huh! Bugger. It was hurting the whole day whenever I touched it.
To show how bloody big they are.
It looks worse la. The pictures don't look so bad. But when I look at it now. Bugger. I look like I've been abused or something. Lolx. See what the ride did to my leg!!!!! See how badly thrown aound I was. Lolx. But it seems like I love bruises or something. Damnit.
Ok. Done with blogging. Its a nice long post. I know you guys would have been damn bored reading half way de. Sorry la. I old de. I feel like i damn long winded. hehe.
K. K. Night! Oh wait! There's one more picture you need to see. I bought this screen protector for my phone. And these were the instructions for it.
Lolx! It says. Using the protection is before sticking. fucking with softness the cloth will show to hold to wipe clean.
Bugger!!!! The bloody english!!!! I have no bloody idea what they were trying to say lo!!!!!!! The whole instructions!!!!!! Hahahahhahaha. Fucking with softness. HAhahahahah.
K. Night!
HAhahahhaha
Ok. Done with blogging. Its a nice long post. I know you guys would have been damn bored reading half way de. Sorry la. I old de. I feel like i damn long winded. hehe.
K. K. Night! Oh wait! There's one more picture you need to see. I bought this screen protector for my phone. And these were the instructions for it.
Lolx! It says. Using the protection is before sticking. fucking with softness the cloth will show to hold to wipe clean.
Bugger!!!! The bloody english!!!! I have no bloody idea what they were trying to say lo!!!!!!! The whole instructions!!!!!! Hahahahhahaha. Fucking with softness. HAhahahahah.
K. Night!
HAhahahhaha
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Alone, Crazy, Family
Being alone sucks big time. I'm not talking alone like "omigawd my bf/gf is not with me. i'm so lonely". Not that crap. More like. "I'm so fucking alone that I can hear myself thinking" "Like wow! I hear voices in my head!" Shit. See! Being alone makes you talk to yourself. I mean. THERE'S NO ONE WITH YOU! OF CUS LA YOU TALK TO YOURSELF.
Wow. I feel like Ice Age 3, the weasel animal name Buck. Hahahhhahha. Bloody hilarious animation. But seriously. I feel like him now. And its not even a day yet. Just few hours. Omg. HELP WEI!!!!!
Being alone sucks big time also not just because you're alone. It makes you miss people. ANd its worse when I'm reading my stupid sister blog about what happened last time. All those funny moments and all the shit. I can't believe I'm actually saying this. But I actually miss my family. Lolx. Not cause I miss them. I just miss their stupidity. Yes. Including my parents as well. LOLX!
Damn. See. When you're alone. You can't just push it aside and not think about it. Cause now. You HAVE TO BLOODY THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE GOING ON TO PUSH IT AWAY!
And now. The crying starts. Weeeee! And when you're lonely. An bored. You blog too much rubbish! Weeeeeee~ Awesomeness huh! Lolx.
Anyway. I would like to share some stupidity of my family. Lolx. And it kinda includes me too. Its not my fault. They made me stupid. Sigh*
This is from Kimmy's blog. Which I then copy from Kelly's blog cause she blogged about it. Anyway. This was all from Kimmy's blog.
I had a dream last night.. hahah ! it's damn weird and gross but .. what the heck, who the hey.
I dreamt that my pubic hair fell off ! whahahahahah !!
It was so funny ! I went to the loo to pee and obviously after pee-ing I wipe my pussy.. and the weird thing is after wiping .. some pussy hair was stuck on the tissue.. like wtf wtf ! o.O
I was really curious so I wiped my pussy again.. and more pussy hair came off !
So I took the water-sprayer-thingy-to-spray-your-ass-after-shitting and sprayed my pussy and
ZOMFGLASERGUNPEWPEWPEW
"I'VE GOT A BALD PUSSY !!!"
whahahahahahaha!!! such a nice dream ~ no need to go for bikini waxing. Lolx!
ok I just realised that I have just blogged abt something so fcuking disgusting.. -.-' hahahaah !
Seriously disgusting. But oh well. Really save on bikini waxing. How I wish it was that simple.
In the car on our way to Steven's Corner *i think*, we didn't have much money to spend there because..err???.. we were broke??
Kimmy : Everybody drink ais kosong lah
Aaron : Nolah.. everybody drink WATER !
Damien and I : Ais kosong is what then!?!?!?!?
Amelyn : Lets go church this weekend.
Amanda : why?
Amelyn : Course this week .....they are gonna talk..... about ....God... ..
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHHA
Math teacher wrote a problem on the whiteboard
Teacher : Now everyone stare at the question and think how to solve it
Me : Can I close my eyes and think teacher~?? hahahaha!
Aaron : I wanna work lah
Amanda : Go Puzzini's lah
Aaron : I dowan there. What will I be there?
Kimmy : Waiter lah ! You think what? very easy ah, you have to wipe the dishes, sweep and mop the floor.. steal buns.. you think very easy ah!? Lolx.
Ya. Amelyn and Kimmy used to work at this restaurant called Puzzini. And they had buns. Which was really nice. And the buns are small where you can just hold it in one hand and hide it. They hide it and go to the toilet to eat it. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. See. I told you. My family is ze stupid!
At coffee bean
Amanda : So what you wanna drink?? Iced mocha latte or Iced cafe latte
Kimmy : Hot ah??
Amanda : =.=' i just said ICED!!!!!
Kimmy memang bimbo stupid
My brother had to buy this scouts book thingy for.. scouts?? But he didn't have the time to do so.. So he asked my mom to get it for him.. My mom obviously didn't know what book is it... blah.. My brother decided to draw it out for her.... ... and asked her to show it to the sales person, he said they would understand.. so tell me... you understand or not?? Lolx
I remembered he was describing it to my mum. Kept talking about the trees behind la. And all that. Lolx.
And I personally like this one. Cause I just said it that day to Chelle I think. But I remember saying it before. Lolx. I still don't get it. But I do actually in a way. Oh well. Who gets me anyway. Kekekekek
Mummy : Where did you park?
Amanda : It's nearby but far.
Mummy : *Looks at me* O.o
Kimmy : Whaaat? I understand Lolx It's nearby but far lah
Aunty Jane : I tell you all ah.. you guys must write your own dictionary lah . The definition of near but far.
I really do love my family's stupidity. Its freaking hilarious.
Hope you enjoyed what I've pasted here. Cause I really did. Lolx. Still laughing at all of this. Hahaha.
Mwah*
Wow. I feel like Ice Age 3, the weasel animal name Buck. Hahahhhahha. Bloody hilarious animation. But seriously. I feel like him now. And its not even a day yet. Just few hours. Omg. HELP WEI!!!!!
Being alone sucks big time also not just because you're alone. It makes you miss people. ANd its worse when I'm reading my stupid sister blog about what happened last time. All those funny moments and all the shit. I can't believe I'm actually saying this. But I actually miss my family. Lolx. Not cause I miss them. I just miss their stupidity. Yes. Including my parents as well. LOLX!
Damn. See. When you're alone. You can't just push it aside and not think about it. Cause now. You HAVE TO BLOODY THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE GOING ON TO PUSH IT AWAY!
And now. The crying starts. Weeeee! And when you're lonely. An bored. You blog too much rubbish! Weeeeeee~ Awesomeness huh! Lolx.
Anyway. I would like to share some stupidity of my family. Lolx. And it kinda includes me too. Its not my fault. They made me stupid. Sigh*
This is from Kimmy's blog. Which I then copy from Kelly's blog cause she blogged about it. Anyway. This was all from Kimmy's blog.
I had a dream last night.. hahah ! it's damn weird and gross but .. what the heck, who the hey.
I dreamt that my pubic hair fell off ! whahahahahah !!
It was so funny ! I went to the loo to pee and obviously after pee-ing I wipe my pussy.. and the weird thing is after wiping .. some pussy hair was stuck on the tissue.. like wtf wtf ! o.O
I was really curious so I wiped my pussy again.. and more pussy hair came off !
So I took the water-sprayer-thingy-to-spray-your-ass-after-shitting and sprayed my pussy and
ZOMFGLASERGUNPEWPEWPEW
"I'VE GOT A BALD PUSSY !!!"
whahahahahahaha!!! such a nice dream ~ no need to go for bikini waxing. Lolx!
ok I just realised that I have just blogged abt something so fcuking disgusting.. -.-' hahahaah !
Seriously disgusting. But oh well. Really save on bikini waxing. How I wish it was that simple.
In the car on our way to Steven's Corner *i think*, we didn't have much money to spend there because..err???.. we were broke??
Kimmy : Everybody drink ais kosong lah
Aaron : Nolah.. everybody drink WATER !
Damien and I : Ais kosong is what then!?!?!?!?
Amelyn : Lets go church this weekend.
Amanda : why?
Amelyn : Course this week .....they are gonna talk..... about ....God... ..
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAHHA
Math teacher wrote a problem on the whiteboard
Teacher : Now everyone stare at the question and think how to solve it
Me : Can I close my eyes and think teacher~?? hahahaha!
Aaron : I wanna work lah
Amanda : Go Puzzini's lah
Aaron : I dowan there. What will I be there?
Kimmy : Waiter lah ! You think what? very easy ah, you have to wipe the dishes, sweep and mop the floor.. steal buns.. you think very easy ah!? Lolx.
Ya. Amelyn and Kimmy used to work at this restaurant called Puzzini. And they had buns. Which was really nice. And the buns are small where you can just hold it in one hand and hide it. They hide it and go to the toilet to eat it. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. See. I told you. My family is ze stupid!
At coffee bean
Amanda : So what you wanna drink?? Iced mocha latte or Iced cafe latte
Kimmy : Hot ah??
Amanda : =.=' i just said ICED!!!!!
Kimmy memang bimbo stupid
My brother had to buy this scouts book thingy for.. scouts?? But he didn't have the time to do so.. So he asked my mom to get it for him.. My mom obviously didn't know what book is it... blah.. My brother decided to draw it out for her.... ... and asked her to show it to the sales person, he said they would understand.. so tell me... you understand or not?? Lolx
I remembered he was describing it to my mum. Kept talking about the trees behind la. And all that. Lolx.
And I personally like this one. Cause I just said it that day to Chelle I think. But I remember saying it before. Lolx. I still don't get it. But I do actually in a way. Oh well. Who gets me anyway. Kekekekek
Mummy : Where did you park?
Amanda : It's nearby but far.
Mummy : *Looks at me* O.o
Kimmy : Whaaat? I understand Lolx It's nearby but far lah
Aunty Jane : I tell you all ah.. you guys must write your own dictionary lah . The definition of near but far.
I really do love my family's stupidity. Its freaking hilarious.
Hope you enjoyed what I've pasted here. Cause I really did. Lolx. Still laughing at all of this. Hahaha.
Mwah*
Friday, July 3, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilation Centre
This is the funniest shit I've ever watched. Lolx!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Another day
Sigh~ Work in the afternoon shift was shit. I did a mistake. Damnit. I was handling the place alone. -.-
Nabilla had an appointment with her GP. So I had to handle everything alone. Omg. Damn scary ok. Some more I had to vacuum, mop, clean toilet, and then waitressing. Bugger ah. Some more had to use the till. Thank gawd I actually remember how to operate it. Its not the computer ones. Thank gawd. Or not I die de. But I still had to press this and that first before I can get it to ting*. Ya.
SO of course. In all this madness. I did a mistake. Cause when we send the order in. We put in this tube thing where it will travel down to the kitchen and then you have to ring this bell thing to let them know that there's an order. I think I forgot. But I know I always ring the bell. It's either I forgot or they couldn't hear. So the order of cause came late la. And the customer pissed off. They went off. Damnit.
So ya. And was cooking halfway de. Sigh*
Well. Anyway. After that. Got home around 3.30pm. And rest till 6pm. Nabilla was there. If I had to handle it alone again. I'll die. Lolx. Well anyway. There weren't much customers today. So it wasn't so crazy. It was soo damn relaxing. So we could close early since there weren't much customers. I got off around 10 something.
With Nasi Lemak and Beef Rendang. AND. Roti Canai with Chicken Curry. The Chicken Curry had two HUGE Chicken. And 2 Roti. So one each for me and Chelle. Lolx. I had one piece of the rendang. The rest is for Chelle's dinner tomorrow. Lolx. FREE MALAYSIAN FOOD.
Damn happy la. Lolx.
Feet aching tho. But who cares la. My tummy more important. Lolx.
Well. Another shift tomorrow. Night all!
*I sooooo wanna go shopping!!!!!
Nabilla had an appointment with her GP. So I had to handle everything alone. Omg. Damn scary ok. Some more I had to vacuum, mop, clean toilet, and then waitressing. Bugger ah. Some more had to use the till. Thank gawd I actually remember how to operate it. Its not the computer ones. Thank gawd. Or not I die de. But I still had to press this and that first before I can get it to ting*. Ya.
SO of course. In all this madness. I did a mistake. Cause when we send the order in. We put in this tube thing where it will travel down to the kitchen and then you have to ring this bell thing to let them know that there's an order. I think I forgot. But I know I always ring the bell. It's either I forgot or they couldn't hear. So the order of cause came late la. And the customer pissed off. They went off. Damnit.
So ya. And was cooking halfway de. Sigh*
Well. Anyway. After that. Got home around 3.30pm. And rest till 6pm. Nabilla was there. If I had to handle it alone again. I'll die. Lolx. Well anyway. There weren't much customers today. So it wasn't so crazy. It was soo damn relaxing. So we could close early since there weren't much customers. I got off around 10 something.
With Nasi Lemak and Beef Rendang. AND. Roti Canai with Chicken Curry. The Chicken Curry had two HUGE Chicken. And 2 Roti. So one each for me and Chelle. Lolx. I had one piece of the rendang. The rest is for Chelle's dinner tomorrow. Lolx. FREE MALAYSIAN FOOD.
Damn happy la. Lolx.
Feet aching tho. But who cares la. My tummy more important. Lolx.
Well. Another shift tomorrow. Night all!
*I sooooo wanna go shopping!!!!!
Friday, June 26, 2009
TRANSFORMERS
Fucking awesome!!!!! Yes. You know what I'm talking about!!!
TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeee~
I finally got Chelle to watch it with me. She don't fancy all this kinda movie. I mean. I guess she does. But not as much as normal people do. Hehe. I still <3 you Chelle! Lolx. Anyway. She was so damn lazy to wanna watch it. I begged and begged. Well. Not much begging. More like.
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" "I WANNA WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!"
Ya. Lolx. SO she booked it. To give her more motivation to go. Cause she used her card to book. So it was her money. Hahaha. Well. Anyway. After gym. We walked to Marble Arch Odeon. Bugger. I'm not going there anymore. Screen so big. But space so small. You know la. When I sit too close. And some more watching such a big screen. I get red eyes. Once my oh-so-smart friends bought FRONT ROW SEATS. THE FREAKING FIRST ROW OK!!!!!! We had to lean so much in our seat. And we were watching, Resident Evil. And it was freaky scary for me. And we had to sit FRONT ROW. -.- Came out from the cinema. Freaking eyes bloodshot like nobody's business only.
Anyway. Ya. Not going there again.
But the freaking movie is so damn awesome la!!!!! Almost cried when....people who has watched it. You may proceed to the next paragraph. ANd those who hasn't watch it yet and do not want to know what happened do not do so. You may just end here. Lolx. Cause well. I need to sleep la!!!
Anyway. I teared a bit when Optimus Prime dieded. Sob* Even when Sam sorta died too. Sadnyer. Oh. And the part where he asked his parents to run. ZOMG! So the touching. Sigh*
LOVE THE MOVIE! Lolx.
Ok. Gotta go to bed. Oh oh! I wanna watch HARRY POTTER!!! Weeeeee~
Ok. Ok. Gotta sleep. Nightie Night~
TRANSFORMERS!!!!!!!
Weeeeeeeee~
I finally got Chelle to watch it with me. She don't fancy all this kinda movie. I mean. I guess she does. But not as much as normal people do. Hehe. I still <3 you Chelle! Lolx. Anyway. She was so damn lazy to wanna watch it. I begged and begged. Well. Not much begging. More like.
"waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" "I WANNA WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!"
Ya. Lolx. SO she booked it. To give her more motivation to go. Cause she used her card to book. So it was her money. Hahaha. Well. Anyway. After gym. We walked to Marble Arch Odeon. Bugger. I'm not going there anymore. Screen so big. But space so small. You know la. When I sit too close. And some more watching such a big screen. I get red eyes. Once my oh-so-smart friends bought FRONT ROW SEATS. THE FREAKING FIRST ROW OK!!!!!! We had to lean so much in our seat. And we were watching, Resident Evil. And it was freaky scary for me. And we had to sit FRONT ROW. -.- Came out from the cinema. Freaking eyes bloodshot like nobody's business only.
Anyway. Ya. Not going there again.
But the freaking movie is so damn awesome la!!!!! Almost cried when....people who has watched it. You may proceed to the next paragraph. ANd those who hasn't watch it yet and do not want to know what happened do not do so. You may just end here. Lolx. Cause well. I need to sleep la!!!
<3
Anyway. I teared a bit when Optimus Prime dieded. Sob* Even when Sam sorta died too. Sadnyer. Oh. And the part where he asked his parents to run. ZOMG! So the touching. Sigh*
LOVE THE MOVIE! Lolx.
Ok. Gotta go to bed. Oh oh! I wanna watch HARRY POTTER!!! Weeeeee~
Ok. Ok. Gotta sleep. Nightie Night~
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Work~
Was late to work. Lolx. But it was fine.
Work was ok. My feet is aching. Oh oh. I was just like standing around. Cause the restaurant just opened like in May or something. So it was new. And not much people knows about it. And there were not much customers.
But then. A bunch of idiots came. Ugh! In my whole entire life. Working. I have NEVER! NEVER! Met stupid idiotic bunch of people. Ugh! They acted as if it was their place or something. Mahai. When they left. I wanted to throw the chairs at them. Sheesh*
ANyway. I shall not waste my energy on that bunch of f*cked up people.
The other person I was working with was this malay girl name Nabilla. She's been here for like 7-8 years. Her mum is here too. So ya. She kept playing with her phone the whole time. When there was nothing to do. So I was like. If there's nothing to do. Is it ok for me to play too? Cause I mean. She was playing also! So I took out my psp. And played!!!!! Weeeeeeeeee~ So nice.
But ya. People came in slowly. So. Was busy busy busy.
Oh. The chef was two malay guy. They were like. "Awak orang Malaysia ah?" "Boleh cakap Melayu?" And so ya...Lolx. ANd there's this other Malay woman who does the dishes and some other small stuff. The owner is Malay guy.
Well. I'm only gonna work 3 times a week. Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. 12 to 3 pm and then at 6 to 11 pm. And it's near where Chelle lives. So its good. Even though I end late. It's really nearby. >.<
ANd the best part is. I GET TO EAT FREAKING FREEEEEEEE! WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I'm happy.
Work was ok. My feet is aching. Oh oh. I was just like standing around. Cause the restaurant just opened like in May or something. So it was new. And not much people knows about it. And there were not much customers.
But then. A bunch of idiots came. Ugh! In my whole entire life. Working. I have NEVER! NEVER! Met stupid idiotic bunch of people. Ugh! They acted as if it was their place or something. Mahai. When they left. I wanted to throw the chairs at them. Sheesh*
ANyway. I shall not waste my energy on that bunch of f*cked up people.
The other person I was working with was this malay girl name Nabilla. She's been here for like 7-8 years. Her mum is here too. So ya. She kept playing with her phone the whole time. When there was nothing to do. So I was like. If there's nothing to do. Is it ok for me to play too? Cause I mean. She was playing also! So I took out my psp. And played!!!!! Weeeeeeeeee~ So nice.
But ya. People came in slowly. So. Was busy busy busy.
Oh. The chef was two malay guy. They were like. "Awak orang Malaysia ah?" "Boleh cakap Melayu?" And so ya...Lolx. ANd there's this other Malay woman who does the dishes and some other small stuff. The owner is Malay guy.
Well. I'm only gonna work 3 times a week. Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. 12 to 3 pm and then at 6 to 11 pm. And it's near where Chelle lives. So its good. Even though I end late. It's really nearby. >.<
ANd the best part is. I GET TO EAT FREAKING FREEEEEEEE! WHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I'm happy.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Job~
So I got a job at this Malaysian Restaurant called Selera. Gonna work there in 2 hours time. They asked me to wear smart. Black. SO ya. Went out to buy a black button top. 4 pounds! lolx. Then bought black pumps. 4 pounds also! Then I thought about it. I don't want to wear all black. So I'm gonna wear my white ones. Since its gonna die de.
Shall keep my black one for normal days. So ya.
I feel so lazy to go work. Sob*
K. Gonna go gym soon. So ya. Ta~
Shall keep my black one for normal days. So ya.
I feel so lazy to go work. Sob*
K. Gonna go gym soon. So ya. Ta~
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